Monday, October 10, 2016

I Hate To Bring This Up At Thanksgiving...But...

We know the whole thing ended in bloodshed and from the look of the crime scene we will never know who killed who with what or for what reason. The Internet should be rapet with conspiracy theories but it's not because we all know why Finnagan took that gun to the set that day and why Casey was armed with a machete and a set of ninja climbing claws. It was rage and just one too many days working for the CBC. Maybe only one of them snapped. Maybe they all did at the same time. Who knows. Once police got there no one could be saved and there were pieces of bloody puppet strewn about the studio. Those who know the truth aren't talking. That needs to change.

 

2 comments:

DrGoat said...

Didn't get that down here. We had Capt. Kangaroo, who you might suspect, put up with no crap from anyone, including Bunny Rabbit who was constantly pulling capers. Anything that involved carrots anyway.
And in a pinch, Mr. Greenjeans would show up and put the fear of god into anyone stupid enough to try to hustle the captain. He ran a tight ship.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I loved the SCTV version where it was GUNNY Rabbit armed for the apocalypse. Greenjeans knew where ALL the bodies were buried. That farm is a cemetery.