You FUCKING HILLBILLIES have doomed us all. Time for Canadian isolationism. Gloat now because I will have nothing but contempt for you idiots. Now I KNOW the shit was rigged. I thought the media was in the bag for the right side, not the orange side? Now you get Gingritch and Guliani and Pence and all the other losers who will take you back in time. Just stay on your site of the border. I can't stand to look at any of you today. Well, it was a nice planet while we had it. Someone TAKE THE SHOT!!
I woke to my computer thinking it was a joke.
I was all too real. I am incensed.
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Seriously, i woke up to utter disbelief. How the hell did this happen? Can I rent a room from you for the next 4 to 8 years?
I don't know. What do you bring to the table. I think I will have the luxury of many application from cosplay girls to weed through first.
My comment on your Toblerone post kinda says it all for me. Still in shock and disbelief. This means he will pick our Supreme Court nominees and yes, we have gone back to the 50s and not the good 50s either.
I guess after a black president, the prospect of a woman president just sent chills down a lot of white males spines and they actually voted. Mind numbing.
I'm sick to my stomach. Goddamn it.
Ah, glad you asked. Aside from my encyclopedic knowledge of comics and pop culture I'm also a plethora of awesome movie and television quotes. I cook, clean and mend clothes. I have a great appreciation for the arts including music, literature, and ice sculpture. I'm good with small animals and old people and I don't mean to brag but I make one hell of a Tom Collins. However, I have a ghastly meth addiction and on alternating Sunday's I dress Pomeranians in 70's garb and reenact my favorite Lawrence Welk tv episodes....oh, and I'm pagan so there will be nude backyard dancing. Holding my breath!!!!
I'll put your name on the top of the list J-Swim.
That's all I ask, buddy.
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