Herr Doofus is a fine source of comedy but I just wish it didn't come at so high a cost. It's like a bad dream that none of us can wake up for. It's funny because it's true but then because it's true it's not so funny anymore.
It occurs to me after reading this that the only real news I'm going to be able to get anymore will have to be from foreign press. The suffocation of the American media has already commenced (as seen in last weeks "press conference"). Soon, responsible journalists will be targeted and arrested in the middle of the night and either "reconditioned" or never heard from again. The rest will fall in line to avoid a similar fate and the new US Fascist propaganda machine will be complete. Somewhere, Joseph Goebbels is smiling in his grave. The Nazis won after all.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
Hahahahahaha, whoever came up with this one is brilliant!
Herr Doofus is a fine source of comedy but I just wish it didn't come at so high a cost. It's like a bad dream that none of us can wake up for. It's funny because it's true but then because it's true it's not so funny anymore.
Goes way beyond not funny and enters into tragic territory. Back to 1950 anyone?
It occurs to me after reading this that the only real news I'm going to be able to get anymore will have to be from foreign press. The suffocation of the American media has already commenced (as seen in last weeks "press conference"). Soon, responsible journalists will be targeted and arrested in the middle of the night and either "reconditioned" or never heard from again. The rest will fall in line to avoid a similar fate and the new US Fascist propaganda machine will be complete. Somewhere, Joseph Goebbels is smiling in his grave. The Nazis won after all.
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