Some Days The Comedy Gods Are Most Kind

I wonder if she knew back then what his freaky fetish was. This is what happens when you have no one to say NO to you and slap your hand and make you go to bed without twitter. Then next thing you know you are having Russian girls peeing on each other for your sexual gratification. Bravo. I couldn't have written it better myself. And the VERY best part of all this is that even if it's NOT the truth, it's just the kind of thing that you would do that we all can easily choose to believe it. It's stuck with you forever buddy. You are the PEE PEE PRESIDENT. I think I personally will call you Mr. Tinkles. It sounds like a cats name and a cat has a better chance of weathering this one than you do. I wish you all the luck in the world. No I don't but I hate to say it. Bet you wish you hadn't made nice with Vladimir now?? I could have told you, he's a nice guy and loads of fun to rule the world with but watch your back. There is a reason his throne is only built for ONE. You are not the first narcissistic billionare he has dealt with. But thank you Donald. I feel better today knowing what you are going through is a billion times worse. And that gives me an even stronger belief in KARMA, BITCH!!

I am one with the Force
The Force is with me.