The narration sounds like Morgan Freeman is about to tell me that Visa is 'everywhere I want to be'. The only words that go through my head are, "KILL this child. She's an abomination." I know it's supposed to be a beloved Christmas story but it's so BORING and stupid and I hate even the sight of a soldier nutcracker at Christmas. It enrages me how many times I had to see this crap as a child. Now a whole new generation of young boys are going to be explosed and forever scared by the sheer banality of it all because they have a sister and SHE gets to choose the family movie. This is why a home should have TWO TVs. Boys don't need to be exposed to this. That is what sex, profanity and violence laced movies are for and the world is better for it. I love a lavish, sweeping, saga as much as the next guy but this is not it. This is a popcorn fart in the history of motion pictures. I dislike it that much.
I aint letting NONE of this shit unfold because it will only be a profound letdown.
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I think this "expanded and updated" version will ruin The Nutcracker story just like the Johnny Depp version of Alice in Wonderland ruined that.
It was alredy ruined to being with. This movie will only remind you of how stupid and weak the story is. I heard that movie as saw a ballerina and I had an anxiety attack.
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