Once Again The Curling World Is Racked With Scandal

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/11/curling-team-kicked-off-ice-for-being-too-sober/

“They had one too few” he explained, angrily cracking open his seventh tall boy of the day. “We don’t stand for this kind of embarrassing behaviour in curling. The league rules clearly state that the minimum drink requirement is four beers before the game even starts, and you’re expected to only go downhill from there. If you’re not using your broom as a limbo stick by the end of the game, you’ve really misunderstood the purpose of the game.”