That's What I Have Been TRYING To Tell Ya'll Forever

This is why I am not a fan of that whole fairy tale.

TWO of EVERY animal on the planet? On that little boat?

Come on. I knew that was some lazy bullshit at age FIVE.

And it doesn't get anymore realistic after that.

And where is JEEBUS, the lazy worthless half brother of Jesus. No one ever mentions him and the relationship he had with his successful elder brother...well successful in a historical sense. Because I wouldn't wish the life of Jesus to a monkey on a rock.