I am actually seeing results with my new diet and exercise regimine though I am still failing in my request to get one of my old students to become my personal trainer.
She hates to train people she knows and respect because she says she lets them off the hook to easily. I am trying to prove to her that I am serious but need a kick in the ass every now and then from someone who I respect. Plus I miss how close we used to be and this would be a great way to re-bond.
I sent her these pictures tonight to threaten her with. It's my suicide note because I WILL eat these things unless she commits to my training. Trust me Kelly. You know I'll do it.
And if that doesn't work that kid will wake up a Polar Bear Breakfast Surprise.
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8 comments:
What in the name of sweet molasses is that polar bear doing atop the child!?
I don't see a Polar Bear? Do YOU see a Polar Bear?
Pancakes look good. The rest? Bleh!
Why is there a disgusting uncooked fried egg plopped on the top of that great-looking bun sandwich? You'd be trying to relish it, and hurling chunks, at the same time. Sick!
Bacon yes, mushrooms no. Not for breakfast. Pancakes.
That Polar Bear is dreaming of a yummy little girl for breakfast.
Great... you now just made me hungry... especially for Polar Bear meat... :P
Dear God I hope that this picture is Photoshopped otherwise it is a Polar bear lying on a dead kid. I have friends that grew up in Alaska they don't think Polar bears are cute. Think Killer whale = Polar bear? No Polar bears are meaner and crazier.
Did you realize that Ice Bears judge you also. That is why I call them 'judgement bears'. They love to critisize you and look at you with those "you are such a loser" eyes. So let us hope that child is dead because once she wakes up she will develop an eating disorder from those cruel, unforgiving eyes.
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