OMG, this freak again. I swear he's been following me around all my life. A few months ago someone posted one of his albums and it seemed so familiar to me. I knew that I had seen this numnut somewhere before.
I went through our family record collection (that contains many sad, sad albums - we all bought them and mom was the least discriminating in her musical taste, especially when we lived in Germany from 1971 - 1976) and there is was! A Heino album. With that albino face starring at me from behind his Dr. Octopus/Roy Orbison glasses.
He's like a Nazi super soldier project that went bad. His only superpower was a high soprano singing voice and immortality (and of course the ability to make a polyester suit look fabulous).
Did you notice that he didn't put out just HITS. No, they were SUPERHITS. AAAAAAAAAA. If I didn't know the beach sun would melt him I would claim he was working with my eight legged enemy. In this case however, I believe they have separate agendas but similar end goals. Fuck you Heino.
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I'm pretty sure he is a super-villian fighting the likes of James Bond, Batman, Captain America and Wonder Woman.
I hide in the Dragon Cave because i know he's out there...somewhere...waiting...
STAY ALIVE! I WILL FIND YOU! And we will destroy this freak before he can haunt any more of our dreams.
I just ordered his remix album! Good stuff. Haters gonna hate.
Sean, are you sure you really want to pick the Heino hill to die on?
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