*That creepy van der Sloot kid kills two girls (that we know of). He is in a Peruvian jail. And HE is getting marriage proposals from woman? He even got a nice new bulletproof vest. Who do I gotta kill to get a little attention around here?
* A 74 year woman was arrested after police started investigating the person who was spreading condiments in library books. They caught her dumping a whole jar of mayo in the library's book return slot. Condiments on books? Doesn't this town have a petting zoo she could be attacking?
%20(002).jpg)
%20Collage.jpg)
.jpg)
6 comments:
van der sloot...
What iZombie said.
:-)
Good one.
Pearl
You often hear of sad, lonely women with Death Row pen pals asking for marriage. Must be some sort of desperate need for fame by association nonsense.
Probably not going to be a lasting relationship though... I wouldn't start saving for Silver Wedding Anniversary cards just yet!
OH now I get it, IZombie and Pearl (which is not as strange a couple name as you might think). I am loving that he is in a PERUVIAN jail and not some country club jail elsewhere. OOPS. You really should have committed an offence in Monte Carlo. Maybe next time bitch.
maybe you should send a proposal to condiment lady.
But then she will pour Mayo down my jumper.
Post a Comment