Hell's Kitchen Update

Okay, let's get it out of the way. Holli in a butcher's outfit? WIN!

She is my early favorite. She doesn't lose it or attract negative attention from Ramsey. That is sure to get her through to the later episodes.

Nooooooo. Not the piggies. Not the poor piggies. Oh good. They just had to chase them. Don't judge me. With Gordon Ramsey you never know. I thought he would make those piggies feel so bad about themselves that the contestants wouldn't have to butcher them. They would just commit suicide.

And how the hell can you plan a meal with ingredient when they are screeching and running around with those ingredient collars? "No, I will leave that pig to catch the one with the potato collar because it goes so well with my pork chop collar" (which it does like a dream). Just grab a damn piggy and work that out later in the kitchen.

Holli in overalls and head scarf? WIN!

I wouldn't have lasted one minute with those screaming dirty piggies that the losing team had to clean. It would have been WOMP on the head with a wood mallet, a silent clean and then the hope that they would wake up later in post-bath recovery.

Holli collects porn? WIN!

Well, it no one is going to be eating that sweet fried chicken that Milka made, push it over to Big Daddy's side of the table.

Is anyone like me and would totally want to go eat in 'Hell's Kitchen' if we were in L.A.? Not for the food but to see Ramsey perform his 'Losing My Shit Ballet'?

If the teams screw up and Ramsey shuts things down early, do the diners go home hungry or do they get a cold box lunch as they go out the door? I suspect they don't pay for their meals in the first place.

Crab hush puppies? - best name for a food item I heard today - ever. I also love how Ramsey declares the kitchen to be the most unsafe one in the country. Nothing unsafe of course about his tossing plates and food around or generally terrorizing the workers so they make unsafe mistakes. I am always surprised that no one get skewered by something each service. I shouldn't jinx it. Next week may be kabobs.

Maria is twit. Like Ramsey said, "She's so weird!" Lots of people to go up tonight but the right one went home.