Friday, June 18, 2010

Sometimes I Am So Awesome That I Even Impress Myself


Some secret government agency or think tank needs to hire me. I am a problem solver. First of all, I did a system restore last night and solved a whole ton of computer problems so my baby is humming like a kitten right now.

Then in the shower I was found I was out of my manly body wash so, like McGyver I thought me up a quick solution to that problem as well. Sure I used watermelon scented wash and came out smelling like a fruit salad (a beautiful and magnificently smart fruit salad) but it felt good.

So, world, what else you got for me today? You know how to reach me. Let's get some shit taken care of. Please hurry, I have no idea how long this sense of accomplishment will last.

2 comments:

baygirl32 said...

Quick! what are the wimming lotto numbers for tonight?

D.I. Felipe González said...

BP mess. Quick, before the magic is gone.