Thank to Mike for sending this to me. Now I know I can kick the squids in the junk if they threaten me or try to mate with me. What? I am a fabulous human speciman and the stinkin' cephalopod could do a lot worse.
"See this series of pictures? It's a deep sea squid. In the first picture it's just a normal-ass looking squid, right? Well in the second one its been dissected to see its johnson. It's the white tubular (but not in a gnarly, hang-ten kind of way) thing in the lower half of the photo. And the third picture -- oh boy -- that's the same wiener, erect. I know, I just puked up the last of the deviled eggs from the 4th.
The male squid's sexual organ is almost as long as its whole body, including the squid's mantle, head and arms.
The squid uses its lengthy organ to reach into the body of the female, and it then injects the sperm directly to prevent it being washed away.
How the sperm injected into a female's body then reaches her reproductive organs remains a mystery."
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13 comments:
That's more than I ever wanted to see!
I'm sure that somewhere in the world, somebody views that stuff as a delicacy...
Squid porn, those damn creatures have no shame!
NONE!
so I'm coming into this late, why the octo hate? Besides the obvious that they are the most alien things on the planet. Curious minds want to know!
Lazarus Lupin
http://strangespanner.blogspot.com/
Art and Review
P.S. I did my first LOL cat today. I notice you like cats. I don't know how you do these things but if you want it you can have it!
I wish that whole fuckin thing would have remained a mystery.
Lazarus, you would know if you went back into my history that I hate them. They an evil that does not sleep. They frighten me like nothing else does in this world. They gossip and they can't keep secrets. They spend all their time thinking of horrible ways to kill us all. The are irredeemable. Don't not trust them or give them matches.
Thanks for the heads up on the evil under the sea! Will keep an eye out and salt at the ready.
Lazarus Lupin
http://strangespanner.blogspot.com/
Art and Review
Thats all I can ask. Always good to have an ally. So much better than a collaborator. I hate them most of all.
Hahaha... you used it!!! I thought I'd send it to ya just to freak you out a bit... but it is pretty sick. Down with the Cephalopod Armies of the Sea, and there damn Sponge Hating Squid cousins as well... LOL. Later!!!
Of course I used it. Knowledge is power and now their junk is exposed for all to see and laugh at.
Thats one more thing I did not need to know. You do know that every time you remember a useless fact you forget something important?
Thanks Tempo...I think. I just can't remember.
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