I never realized that poor Humpty had it so bad after he fell off that wall. But he must have done some terrible things when he was alive and wearing those short pants without a shirt. Never a good look when you are egg shaped.
It's funny. I watch 'Dancing With The Stars' with my mom and there is one dancer that I hate - MAXIM, the professional dancer famous for taking his shirt off. ooooo how I hated him for his smugness and ego. BUT he has never gone further on that show with his celbrity partner than when he finally was told or figured out that he needed to keep his shirt buttoned up at all times. It's like he read my stinging criticisms of him and smartened up. Keep your damn shirt on!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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It's funny. I watch 'Dancing With The Stars' with my mom and there is one dancer that I hate - MAXIM, the professional dancer famous for taking his shirt off. ooooo how I hated him for his smugness and ego. BUT he has never gone further on that show with his celbrity partner than when he finally was told or figured out that he needed to keep his shirt buttoned up at all times. It's like he read my stinging criticisms of him and smartened up. Keep your damn shirt on!
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