Don't get me started on Beyoncé's Blue Ivy or that stupid named child (North) that Kim Kardashian just had. I was hoping for a Royal Princess but that family doesn't make girls anymore.
I don't know why I think this but I want the kid to be called Muad'dib - then my head will explode - and then we can start training him to be the Kwisatz Haderach just like in my favorite novel - DUNE.
Let's do something interesting with this newest most special snowflake birth upon the world instead of all the same boring crap we watched as his father was growing up.
I want dueling pistols at dawn and a few 'off with their heads' to come out of this latest royal brat. No more playing it safe and being a playboy like that cheeky uncles of his.
But we all know how this show will go in the next week because we have all seen it before. But for a moment, just imagine a child with blue within blue eyes growing up to control the Spice and rule the Universe.
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some day on a cross country drive from bc to ont or back i'll have to drop in on you cal we have too many life similarities. and you seem to have the most stuff.
god emperor of dune nuff said
I hope he's queer as a 3 dollar bill and becomes the first King of England to have a same-sex marriage, now that it's legal in England. Then they can adopt an heir or simply clone one from both their DNA (which could happen by then, who knows?) There have been plenty of previous gay monarchs, of course, but they all had to marry the opposite sex and try to produce an heir.
A great time to re-read Hellblazer 52-55? A future king will be very hungry.
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