Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: These Just Don't Look Safe

Sunday, July 12, 2015

These Just Don't Look Safe

9 comments:

Jordan said...: A kid goes by Marty McFly wearing these (in the first Back to the Future); July 13, 2015 at 12:58 AM
Dr. Theda said...: a friend had a pair of these when I was a kid.... she broke her ankle...; July 13, 2015 at 1:20 AM
Nathan said...: Since when are springs rockets?; July 13, 2015 at 5:56 AM
47th Problem of Euclid said...: I love that the word safe is italicized.; July 13, 2015 at 6:09 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Nice way to recycle old bedsprings.; July 13, 2015 at 6:29 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: And that you had to pay 50 cents more if you lived west of the Mississippi.; July 13, 2015 at 7:46 AM
j-swin said...: ok, first, i don't see one "rocket" on these damn things so we've got ourselves a false advertisement lawsuit to exploit.

second, it doesn't come with any kind of protective padding or helmet and doesn't recommend using them so we've got a safety lawsuit to cash in on. "i didn't know to safeguard my child while they use your product!"

lastly, 50 whole cents to ship them west of the mississippi river? now you're discriminating me just because of where i happen to live? i feel mentally anguished and distraught, i deserve free money.

Kal, will you take the case?; July 13, 2015 at 8:31 AM
DrGoat said...: Will rocket you right to the emergency room.; July 13, 2015 at 10:44 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I would take the case but I wouldn't win it.; July 13, 2015 at 3:19 PM

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