ok, first, i don't see one "rocket" on these damn things so we've got ourselves a false advertisement lawsuit to exploit.
second, it doesn't come with any kind of protective padding or helmet and doesn't recommend using them so we've got a safety lawsuit to cash in on. "i didn't know to safeguard my child while they use your product!"
lastly, 50 whole cents to ship them west of the mississippi river? now you're discriminating me just because of where i happen to live? i feel mentally anguished and distraught, i deserve free money.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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A kid goes by Marty McFly wearing these (in the first Back to the Future)
a friend had a pair of these when I was a kid.... she broke her ankle...
Since when are springs rockets?
I love that the word safe is italicized.
Nice way to recycle old bedsprings.
And that you had to pay 50 cents more if you lived west of the Mississippi.
ok, first, i don't see one "rocket" on these damn things so we've got ourselves a false advertisement lawsuit to exploit.
second, it doesn't come with any kind of protective padding or helmet and doesn't recommend using them so we've got a safety lawsuit to cash in on. "i didn't know to safeguard my child while they use your product!"
lastly, 50 whole cents to ship them west of the mississippi river? now you're discriminating me just because of where i happen to live? i feel mentally anguished and distraught, i deserve free money.
Kal, will you take the case?
Will rocket you right to the emergency room.
I would take the case but I wouldn't win it.
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