I Hate Images Like This

On one hand it's a fun little drawing about the happy party life that you too can experience if you go 'Under the Sea'. In truth there are things there that do not sleep and spend each walking minute plotting a horrible death for you and your loved ones.

Partying on a whale with your jug of XXX moonshine is such a fine idea. What could possibly GETCHA if you get wasted and fall into the water? Surely mister octopus there will gently carry you back to shore and lay you on a soft white sand beach for you rest on.

WRONG! WRONG! If you ever DO wake up again it will be more likely that you will be stuffed inside your jug of XXX moonshine trying to figure out how they ever squeezed you through such a tiny opening. And that is not all.

The mermaid and the fish with the bowler hat will be mocking you from just off shore. She especially will be cruel when she tells you that both Star Wars and Star Trek and YES, even your comic book collection...is LAME. She was laughing at you on the inside the whole time she was listening to your 'stories'.

All you got left is to die with their cruel taunts echoing in your brain.

Sorry to bring you down. But you needed a big bite of the 'reality sammich'.

Dave Klug - you an an agent of the devil for creating this label.