Thursday, June 17, 2010

"Small People"


"And we care about the small people. I hear comments sometimes that large oil companies are greedy companies or don't care. But that is not the case indeed. We care about the small people." - BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg

Oh good LAWD! Why do these idjits even hold press conferences? They do nothing but make BP look WORSE (if that is even possible at this point). How out of touch can one numnut get?

People are saying that the head guy is Swedish so what he said was more of a 'translation' problem than anything else. Yes, he is Swedish but he is not a Swedish RETARD. I think the term 'little people' condescends to ordinary folks in their land as it does here in North Am.

And we ALL knew that he wasn't talking of Amy and Matt from 'Little People, Big World'. However, if I was in charge of BP's PR department (a position that induced more ritual suicide than almost any other job out there) I would be pushing that excuse and even invite the 'little people' for a photo op.

3 comments:

Ally said...

1. Dying at you using the word "idjits" my mom always says that. Ha ha!

2. Dying that you are making the term small people into a post about Little People, Big World.

3. Did you hear how a big rumor spread that Matt had a heart attack and died, meanwhile he was suffering vertigo? Ha ha ha!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I JUST saw that episode. He was crashed out on the floor and everyone didn't know what to do and were like poking him with a stick. Well that was at the END of last week's episode so I have to see what happens. He can't die. Not while Kate Goslin lives on that same network.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Very funny post, Cal. Perhaps he actually is a big Swedish retard.
xoRobyn