Friday, June 18, 2010

Timing Is No Accident


It appears that the Cephalopod Menace have chosen their new human thrall to act as their Queen on Earth. I have dealt with this bitch before. She has had more reincarnations than Dr Who.

Is it a coincidence that they release this photo the same weekend that the new Selena Gomez music video premiers? I think not. There are no such thing as a 'coincidence'.

Time to tighten security and put everyone on Alert Status 2 just in case they try to pull some shit thinking I am distracted.

Big Daddy ain't nothing if he is not a multitasker. Remember what happen to you tentacled bitches when the last 'Resident Evil' movie came out? You thought I had taken my eye off the ball then didn't you? Remember how that worked out for you? I don't see you mentioning that little invasion 'event' in your brochures, now do I?

That's right - because you got your ass handed to you that day. Try and fuck with me this weekend and you will get more of the same. I will only warn you ONCE.

(ha - the word 'cephalopod' is not even in the spellcheck - even the dictionary doesn't want to recognize you)

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