I wonder what a contraption like that would do to your car insurance rate. If texting while driving is dangerous, I think this is even worse. I for one give more attention to a good hot dog, over a text.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
6 comments:
Ahh hot dogs. The only road food there is.
PS That guy is really into hot dogs.
Can't he stop at a place that makes them or is he driving in the country? Now craving a hot dog in the back 40 is a real thing.
And here I thought I was being risking by getting an ice cream and the drive thru and licking it while I drove.
I wonder what a contraption like that would do to your car insurance rate. If texting while driving is dangerous, I think this is even worse. I for one give more attention to a good hot dog, over a text.
What's next -- nachos?
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