Saturday, March 1, 2014
Oh George, You Curious But Stupid Monkey
I know how this one ends. The Man In The Big Yellow Hat take George to the Emergency Vet Clinic to have glass removed from his body when the heavy mirror falls on him and shatters. Reason number 42 why a monkey is never a good idea for a pet.
Yup, I called it.
There Must Always Be A Motorhome Of Cool
I like the double TVs and the chairs, which make it look like you are on the bridge of the Enterprise. I could live in one of these, with a cat...and some surface to air missiles. I can get those in the US, right? And I hear there is a guy that will attach them to my motorhome for free, with purchase of what they call the 'Patriot Package'. I'm seriously thinking about it.
Elsa (frozen) by Jiyu-Kaze
Is she human cosplay or digital art.?
This is a talent that I would give anything to have. I should dig out some of my own comic tracings and learn how to color them digitally. Maybe my college will hold a class on digital art this summer. They always have great summer classes.
I Don't Usually Discuss The Weather, But....
Hope all of you are bundled up this weekend as one of the last spells of polar weather hits us only to remind everyone that Winter is not over yet and anyone with spring fever best calm the fuck down. There is still the melt to deal with. Only after then and the appearance of the first tulips can we truly say that winter is over. So dress warmly and remember that socks substitute as mittens in a pinch.
The President LOVES His 'Selfies'
Two anti-creationists with a Muslim President? I can imagine Hillbilly heads exploding all over America. Three great, reasonable and EDUCATED men. Try to listen to them when they speak. You just might learn something.
Why Am I Not Playing 'Call of Duty'?
I am not a modern gamer but ads like this one make me wish I was. This is a terrific action packed commercial that actually tells a funny story and appeals to the guy in all of us who would like to escape our obligations and do what we really enjoy - in this case shooting people and aliens and 'MICHAEL FREAKIN MEYERS' from the Halloween movies. I need to learn how to play this game.
Worst First Date, EVER!
Sometimes Calvin reads a story first thing in the morning and he see something that absolutely delights him. I can only imagine what it was like in the hollowed out head of Kim Kardashian as she made a visit to MY favorite city of Vienna, Austria. I understand she was the 'date' of an 81 year old billionaire who paid her half a million dollars for the 'privilege' of her 'company'. Then things started to get a little weird.
It had been reported that she was an 'annoying' date who wouldn't dance with billionaire mogul Richard Lugner despite a $500k pay check.
But now TMZ has revealed that it was Kim Kardashian who left the Vienna Ball angered on Thursday night.
TMZ claimed that Kim was approached by a white male who was working at the event with a 'black face' and began to mimic her fiance Kanye West.
Meanwhile, according to RadarOnline, the 81-year-old billionaire host Richard told reporters during a photo call at his Lugner City mall that the reality star was not doing what he wanted.
'Kim is annoying me because she's not sticking to the program,' he said. The 33-year-old was reportedly paid $500,000 for her services.
But to make matters worse, TMZ also reported that Kim 'told her people Lugner was aggressive', grabbing her and asking her to lose her security to be alone with her.
The European tycoon had expected Kim and her mother to be by his side soon after they landed from New York City.
But instead they went to a Schnitzel restaurant to film scenes for their E! reality show.
'She’s filming and so she doesn’t want to have me around,' he told a group of reporters. He added, 'The guest should be with me and not anywhere else that is not agreed upon.'
Paris Hilton was his guest in 2007. Carmen Electra and Dita Von Teese have also flown to Vienna to be with the business owner for the Opera Ball.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2569682/Kim-Kardashians-billionaire-pal-81-paid-cheesy-Vienna-photo-call-shell-date-Opera-Ball-hes-mad-her.html#ixzz2uhRuk2aL
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It had been reported that she was an 'annoying' date who wouldn't dance with billionaire mogul Richard Lugner despite a $500k pay check.
But now TMZ has revealed that it was Kim Kardashian who left the Vienna Ball angered on Thursday night.
TMZ claimed that Kim was approached by a white male who was working at the event with a 'black face' and began to mimic her fiance Kanye West.
Meanwhile, according to RadarOnline, the 81-year-old billionaire host Richard told reporters during a photo call at his Lugner City mall that the reality star was not doing what he wanted.
'Kim is annoying me because she's not sticking to the program,' he said. The 33-year-old was reportedly paid $500,000 for her services.
But to make matters worse, TMZ also reported that Kim 'told her people Lugner was aggressive', grabbing her and asking her to lose her security to be alone with her.
I didn't think it was possible to hate Kim's mother any more than I already do for pimping all her children out to the world just so SHE could capture the fame that eluded her in her youth, but there you have it. Check out the expressions on both their faces. Says everything about celebrity culture and how ridiculous is remains. This is just a new low for me.
Now, explain this to me. Isn't Kim dating or engaged to the equally annoying Kanye West? Doesn't he have lots of 'fuck you' money? Couldn't he have given her a few bucks if the poor dear was having money problems? Does she really need a half million dollars? Is all the attention and humiliation worth it? Or is the family immune to feeling shame? I best stop my rant now because I am actually feeling sorry for Kim and we can't be having that. She made her choices and now she has to live with them.
YIKES! I hope she got the cash up front.
But instead they went to a Schnitzel restaurant to film scenes for their E! reality show.
'She’s filming and so she doesn’t want to have me around,' he told a group of reporters. He added, 'The guest should be with me and not anywhere else that is not agreed upon.'
Paris Hilton was his guest in 2007. Carmen Electra and Dita Von Teese have also flown to Vienna to be with the business owner for the Opera Ball.
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