Mugshot Dating

Someone should set up a dating site based on woman's mugshot pictures. Most of the ones that show up on 'The Smoking Gun' are arrested for minor offences anyways. I can forgive that. They look sad and they just need a little love.


Also I think that these mugshot pics are superior to most of the images women place on their sites. They certainly are more honest. If she still looks good during the lowest point in her week then imagine how she will look at your first date. If you are a forgiving man, it's a win/win.

I Think She Is Trying To Seduce Me

Female gang member Mirella Ponce dubbed new 'hot felon' as mugshot goes viral. I guess in a world of Kardashians and Teen Moms 1 & 2 she's got a chance for her shot at the spotlight. I also like the lilac gun. Nothing says bad ass like a lilac gun. She so looks like a lilac gun kind of girl. How did she ever pass the background check? I mean how else does a hardcore female gang member get a gun in America? Isn't her having that gun against the law or something? Why does her gun need to be lilac? I mean it really doesn't go with her whole color scheme. He bail is a little steep but I am sure that someone will crowd fund her right out of that jail cell.

 

A female gang member is being dubbed the new 'hot felon' after her mugshot went viral.

 

Mirella Ponce, 20, was arrested on two felony charges after being stopped by officers in a car with her child and a loaded gun.

The tattooed gangster was detained along with two other members of the Tiny Rascal Gang in Fresno, California, on Monday.

She has been charged with carrying a concealed firearm and carrying a stolen firearm, police said. Her bail was set at $50,000 for each charge.

A mugshot of the woman and a picture of a lilac handgun she was allegedly carrying when officers stopped the car were posted on the Fresno Police Department’s Facebook page.

The post was shared thousands of times by social media users, with fans offering to pay her bail because of her striking looks.

One man wrote on Facebook: “How much the bail is I’ll pay it”, and another said: “I’ma just go bail her out. Free this hot gangster chick”.

Another wrote: “The only crime she committed was stealing my heart”.

The post was later removed by the police department.

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"I knew Cal needed a cute mugshot to continue this popular feature on his awesome blog so I stole a car. I hope he will continue to visit me when I get locked up because I love him. He's my Big Daddy."

Mug Shot Of The Decade

I have a fondness for mug shots. I highlight my favorite cute girl mugshot every Friday when 'The Smoking Gun' posts their weekly list. I try to imagine what people are thinking as they get their crime face on. I so want to know the whole story and the series of bad choices that they made that evening to land themselves in the police station. You can always tell the ones that have had their photo so professionally done before and the first timers. First timers usually have tears in their eyes or that 'deer caught in the headlights' look.

So as an expert I have chosen my number one favorite mug shot of the decade. It wasn't an easy choice to make. I could have went with a celeb like Nick Nolte but instead I chose this woman who is the complete package. I have to ask myself - "Why the cow suit? It wasn't even Halloween. That must have been the worst children's party EVER. Did they really need to take her picture while wearing the ENTIRE costume?". Regardless this shot is a classic that will stand for all time as an example to anyone else thinking they can just expose their udders whenever and wherever they like and not suffer the consequences.

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"I blame my boyfriend. He said the tractor could easily out run the cop car once we made it to the pumpkin patch."

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"I am way to pretty to break the law. Can't you cut me a break?"

Favorite Mugshot Of All Time

It was only a matter of time before this girl on this night with this hairdo was going to end up behind bars. I am depressed that I was not there for her drunken rampage. I understand she lost her underwear in some sort of 'struggle' with law enforcement. This is the reason I started this blog in the first place - for the joy to post this single image.

This is the kind of young go getter that we need around this cave. I have become too safe. I need someone twitchy around me to get me back on my game. She looks like she would slap a bitch, do you get that same vibe?

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

This girl was arrested for stealing pjamies from Walmart just so she could take part in the monthy 'Cave of Cool' pj party. Can you blame her. She seems lonely and needs some sweet sweet love and the shmores we provide.

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

Arrested for underage drinking. Yes, I was the one who bought her the booze. Don't judge me. Look at that smile. You would have taken her money too.

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"They say I am in for 'attempted murder'. I ask you. What kind of charge is that? Do you get a Nobel Prize for 'attempted chemistry'?

Cute Mugshot of the Week

"I kissed a girl and I liked it. She, on the other hand, was not impressed."

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

Charged with being in possession of an open container - of pixie dust. I say she should be sentenced to wear the Tinkerbell costume around the Cave of Cool for a couple of months. I could rehabilitate and save this poor girl before she goes down the long dark road of crime with open containers. Don't thank me. I care because I love.

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"I am too cute and fawn-like to ever serve hard time."

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

What could this poor girl have possibly done to get her booked into the jail overnight? I have it on good authority that she strangled another girl with her shoelace and stole her ticket to the Justin Beiber movie. What you are seeing here is '3-D Beiber Elation Syndrome' it's both rare, but deadly.

Mugshot Of The Week

I can tell by this picture that they didn't find the spoon I passed her in the chow line. She will have herself dug out of lock-up in time to meet me at Denny's for breakfast.

 

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

I appreciate that she dressed properly for her DUI. Those things can go wrong so quickly and you never want to realize you wore the wrong shoes and your feet started to freeze during the roadside sobriety tests.

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"This is the last time I referee a 'Mr Best Buns' contest. Those bitches that show up are freakin' crazy."

Cute Mugshot Of The Week

"Yeh, I punched Snookie in the face and I will do it again."

Mugshot Caption Of The Week

Cut Mugshot Of The Week

Caught driving under the influence OF MY LOVE.