Monday, February 2, 2009

Groundhogs Suck



I hate February 2nd because that is the day that some poor poor rodent in Punxsutawney P.I. gets pulled from his warm box in which they have imprisoned him for all year just to predict the future (which we all know its the gift all magical ground rodents have). Although they claim its the same "Phil" every year we know that when one dies they got two or three more in the freezer waiting to go into the box. Then of course before they pull him out they drug him worse that the playmates have to drug Heff before sleepover night. Just once I want that big rodent to dig his claws into the neck of the guys manhandling him. And it really doesn't matter what they say, Spring comes at the same time every year.. during SPRING, BITCHES.

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