Couldn't be this guy, right? He looks like a nice fellow. Not one to hold a grunge? It's freakin' things like this that make me keep a few adult diapers in the ol' survival kit. Just in case. You know?
I am done with running. Makes me sweaty. Plus this one may taste good with a nice mustard dipping sauce and I would hate to miss out on that. After all, like in 'Tremors', I think he will regret entering the Cave of Cool. "One does not simply walk into the Cave of Cool. There are things in there that do not sleep and will go off if you fiddle with them."
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
3 comments:
Run Cal!
I'm finally playing Fallout 3. If I run into one of those I will shut off console, restart, and never enter that place again.
I am done with running. Makes me sweaty. Plus this one may taste good with a nice mustard dipping sauce and I would hate to miss out on that. After all, like in 'Tremors', I think he will regret entering the Cave of Cool. "One does not simply walk into the Cave of Cool. There are things in there that do not sleep and will go off if you fiddle with them."
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