Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Just Beautiful

Monday, April 12, 2010

Just Beautiful

7 comments:

vancouver mark said...: The lack of responses here is interesting!
Think people are still waiting for you to you to respond to the GooGoo commentaries last week? People said some interesting things, you should reply.; April 12, 2010 at 5:54 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Why should I. We all know what sides of the arguement we stand on and I refuse to be belittled by a harmless celebrity obsession by people who only see me as a 'one trick pony'. Get your entertainment somewhere else.; April 12, 2010 at 6:28 PM
vancouver mark said...: See though I don't look at this as a matter of mere entertainment. It's a meaningful discussion of a significant social issue.
There's a reason why someone like Gomez gets brought up through the Barney show and the Disney machine and sold to young consumers (and the occasional older obsessor). She's not just a girl singing on tv, she's a mind control device that's busily snaring the elementary school consumers as we speak.
Remember I told you once before, google Selena Gomez Pseudo Occult Media and read the study they did on her and her buddy last year.
If only for entertainment... but, hopefully it'll make you think.; April 12, 2010 at 6:46 PM
vancouver mark said...: Even money says she'll be singing a skanky hot duet with Lady Gaga by her twentieth birthday.

If they're both still hotly marketable by that point.; April 12, 2010 at 6:49 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I hope you and Lady Gaga do a duet. That I would like to see. And if I am taken over by the occult merchandising machine then I can live with that. They affect my choice of cola too. So what.; April 12, 2010 at 7:15 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I gotta admit. You almost got to me. Then I checked out your Selena Gomez Pseudo Occult Media and if you buy into any of that balloon juice then you are more damaged than I can ever be. Hilarious. Thanks for the best laugh I have had since the whole 'birther' controversy with President Obama. Go chase your checkerboards and bird symbols. I will be fine on my side of the crazy line thank you very much. Classic.; April 12, 2010 at 7:26 PM
vancouver mark said...: There is no choice of cola. get your head out of the freaking Matrix.; April 12, 2010 at 10:44 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.