Oh Sweet Punch Of Life

There is NOTHING that tastes better than 'Hawaiian Punch' out of the cold can. Something magical happens to that juice when the metal leaches into it after a nice long shelf life. It's like 'Beep' in the way that it has a unique taste unlike anything else.

You know how the best hot dogs come from scrapings off the slaughter house floor? Well that is true with Hawaiian Punch. Only the finest leftovers from the juice factory floor are good enough for this elixir. Pulp them all together, liquefy that mash and add a dash of pixie dust and you have achieved juice perfection.