For reveling that my Selena can't even win an award without old pervert George Lopez taking a quick peak. That's why she has bodyguards to beat him down in the parking lot.
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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Thanks To The Discordic Adventures Of Frord
For reveling that my Selena can't even win an award without old pervert George Lopez taking a quick peak. That's why she has bodyguards to beat him down in the parking lot.
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Ha! Thanks for the shout-out! :)
Disgusting! Doesn't he know that at this point in a young Disney beauty's career her favors are awarded or auctioned to the highest rollers only? Bill Gates himself is apparently waiting for the price to come down.
Give her another seven or eight years until we've gone through the whole standard Disney girl pimping-out, and we've all seen the Selena-Tiger Woods sex tape, and she's bumpin' and grindin' it hard for the "good girl gone bad" after-school set and showing a little lack of panties getting out of the limo, done the obligatory rehab....
Then guys like this could maybe afford her.
In the meantime he should show a little fudging respect for the good-girl Selena franchise, and for Disney.
Don't fudge with the Mouse, etc....
Oh years, sinced she has that freakin' mouse in a headlock and she is calling the shots and skipping Waltz frozn head down the streeet. Why do you hate on my Selena. She has done nother for you but entertain you. You know you get up in your WWII robe late at night and enjoy Wizards of Wavery Place then hum the songs back to your bedroom.
Cal, Cal, Cal. I don't hate her. I feel a deep professional concern for her well-being. Look, I've worked for decades counseling kids who've come from homes affected by abuses, neglect, violence and addictions, and I know a little girl in trouble when I see one.
Her face, her voice, her sexuality and her soul were all bought and paid for long before she even had her first period, and I for one say that's just not fair. Her single mother has an awful lot to answer for!
We all know what's coming down the pike for this little muffin top and we should each say a prayer for her.
As for her "entertaining" me, well, I must confess I've never actually watched an episode.
But one night as we were flipping around the channels her face filled the screen and I recognized the chipmunk features immediately.
I said "wait, that's her! That's that Selena, that's the one Cal likes so much!"
And my wife kind of grimaced at the show and said "who's Cal?"
I said "Shush, wait, let me watch for just a minute. I want to see her, he talks about her all the time, on and on, always showing pictures of her and saying how wonderful she is."
So she watched a minute with me, groaning at the screen. After a couple of minutes she said, "enough! I can't take this!" and flipped the channel.
After a minute she said, "so this Cal, you're helping him, right?"
And I said "what do you mean?"
And she said, still flipping the channels, "this Cal kid with the fixation on that little Disney ditz, you're helping him, right? What, has he got like Asberger's Syndrome or something?"
And I laughed and said "Cal's not one of my clients! he's not a kid, he's this guy in Alberta with a blog who keeps posting her picture and talking about how much he loves her."
She kept flipping the channels and said "ewww, so he's a grown-up?" and groaned when I nodded.
And then she had gone all the way around the channels and we came suddenly upon GooGoo's perky sweetness one more time, and we both sat and stared silently a moment before my wife turned of the TV, muttering "Alberta, wow."
But I WAS wearing a robe at the time, so you got that part right.
Great....now I need 'treatment'. I'm just a fan. I am not bothering anyone or sending her packages of dead squirrels or anything. And she is getting prettier with each day closer to ger picture. So let an old have a crush be be done with it.
Cal, you gotta admit she's young enough to be your daughter. You don't see the creepiness factor there?
Yeh, if had her when I was 17. She will be 18 in July and has lived that Hollywood life so she is mature beyond her years. Its not like I am writing her letters but I do admire her and for the person she is and all she will do in the future. YOu can all call me a disgusting pervert for that but I dont care. I would gush over any girl who I admire - you included Megan.
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Well, her Mom was only SIXteen when she had Selena, so by your own reckoning you're actually older than her Mom, too.
You weren't, uh, hanging around Texas with any fifteen-year-olds back in 92, were you?
And here in Vancouver there's a notorious stretch of sidestreets they call "the kiddie stroll." At night it's just full of youngsters who are similarly "mature beyond their years" because they have "lived that life."
They might try to tell you (and their customers would surely claim) that they have that "freakin' mouse in a headlock and are calling the shots as they skip down the street," but I think it's just the drugs talking.
Like I said, just like with Selena GooGoo, I know a kid in trouble when I see one.
It's 'GO GO' not 'GOO GOO' - isn't there some orphans you need to be saving somewhere?
Well, she's not exactly an orphan cause she does have a mom, but I do think I'm trying to save GooGoo here, or at least other as-yet-uncorrupted kids who might be encouraged to follow the brimstone path she is taking.
And, of course, I'm trying to save YOU, Calvin dear boy.
Cal this creepy overprotective daddy-wannabe lover jealousy thing you have with Selena is just disturbing! you've been basically advertising a borderline pedophilic obsession with this chick, but NOW its ok cuz she's gonna be 18 soon? and then you pounce on some guy who may just as well be lookin at a gum wrapper on the floor for all anyone can really tell. maybe she has a big ass run in her stockings, maybe she had toilet paper sticking out the back of her dress...dude get a grip!
no not there.....
fwiw it's your Selena obsession that caused me to tune out of the cave even more than your 'i want smeone to take care of me' socialist garbage or frequent america bashing.
Whereas I don't find you particularly socialist in any sense and feel that you kiss up to Americans far, far, far more than you ever bash them.
You said "She will be 18 in July and has lived that Hollywood life so she is mature beyond her years"
Fine, fine you have a thing for her but if your criteria for judging her maturity is based on how she's going to be legal and lived the Hollywood life, you are making a grave mistake there.
Everyone has seen how the hollywood life without supervision effs everyone up regardless of age. You grow up faster if you have to literally fend for yourself out in the real world, not in Lala land where you have stylists, agents, people who cater to you all the time.
And far as age is concern, 18 is still young. Don't let someone's physical beauty blind you to obviously someone who still needs a lot of growing up to do. Because the Selena of today will be a far more different Selena in 7 years and if you still like what you see, fantasize away....fine but if she's on that self-destructive path- you'll know how her maturity level is.
In the end if you dont care about any of this, then Selena is just an object to you to fantasize about, so dont kid us into thinking you care about her well-being.
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