"Unofficial boyfriend Justin Bieber has plenty of reasons to smile tonight and Selena Gomez's dress is certainly one of them. And it's nice to see the Disney darling is still smiling despite the fact that her alleged boy-toy posed with his older crush Kim Kardashian on the red carpet."
I knew he would do something dickish like that. Kim Kardashian who has done nothing but bring her big ass before some cameras steals the spotlight from Selena who has 100 times the character that Kardashian has.
I blame Bieber too. He couldn't be satisfied with what he had and felt the ass was bigger over the fence. Well he made his choice. I hope Selena dumps his punk ass for his very public slap in her face. You do realize he is only 16, don't you Kim?
Why does this remind me of the time that Michael Jackson took Bubbles the chimp to the Grammy's?
Stay classy Selena. Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber are jokes. You don't need to be around bratty fame whores like that. Fuck them both.
Oh and Lady Gaga can officially go away now. Her 'entrance' was so lame and her performance was not even up to 1990 Madonna standards (complete with the long top knot ponytail she had back then). I now know why she surrounds herself with dancers - only to distract the rest of us so we don't notice how completely uncharismatic she is on stage.
We have seen everything you have in your empty bag of tricks so your fifteen minutes are up. You can keep making music but now is the time for you to become a weird recluse if you want to keep your name in the tabloids. You have committed the worst sin an artist can - you have become boring to me.
Can anyone tell me the difference between RECORD of the year and ALBUM of the year. Aren't they the different words for the same thing? Has anyone ever explained the dividing line between POP, ROCK, METAL? Since when are the 'Black Eyed Peas' a ROCK group?
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.