Friday, August 12, 2011
Missing In Action
Today is the third morning since I have seen or heard from Admiral Fluffy. This is the second time this month that he has gone off somewhere and not stuck to his usual routine. Hell even the cat across the street has been here twice this morning alone to look for him. I have this horrible feeling that he has gotten into some moving van and is currently on his way to Salt Lake City where they will try to convert him to Mormonism. I hope that I would 'feel' if he was gone but I only have a sense that he'll be home any moment.
Dammit you stupid cat. Please come home. I miss ya, buddy.
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I hope he comes home soon and that the Mormons don't get him.
Maybe he's out kicking some ass. Give him some Fancy Feast when he comes back!
Oh noes! I hope he comes home soon. Does he have a microchip? I have one. You can't eat it though.
No microchip but an inner ear tattoo. If he does come home he is going into lockdown.
hm, my cat is also missing, and since she recently gave birth to kittens on a secret location, maybe Admiral is the father, and she's making him watch the kids while she's of to the taildresser? It's possible ...
I hope his adventure is a short one and he shows up at home soon!
Come home soon Admiral Fluffy! You've got us all worried.
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