Another stupid world record. You know some prison is Tailand is just going to break this record next month anyway? Why bother? What have you really accomplished? Why not have the world's largest 'horseshoe in a pillowcase' fight? This Sunday at the Thunderdome. Good lord today is stupid and it's not even 11 a.m.
World’s Largest Thing of the Day: The University of Kentucky’s Christian Student Fellowship raised the “world’s largest water balloon fight” bar in a big way by arming 8,957 hydro-warriors with over 175k balloons and siccing them on each other.
I could post the video of this 'event' but it goes against my sense of cool to do so. If you actually take this opportunity to seek out the video because this kind of record really gets you going - you are dead to me.
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GoblinTown's theory of d-bag extraterrestrial provocation:
I like to think that the world record "events" serve a greater purpose than who can stuff 100+ cigarettes into their mouth, bash a row of coconuts with their hand or get the fattest twins on mini-bikes.
I think that due to poor funding and participation in the SETI program, the sweepers of the skies have decided to "up the ante" from just passively listening for radio waves from coming from space.
At least once a year, they transmit our book of world "greats" into the cosmos in hopes that one of those possible listeners from the stars happens to be a d-bag and finds the thought of rubbing the noses of humanity into its greatest achievements irresistible and makes 1st contact.
Should that day ever come and the saucer ramp descends and 2 1400 lb twin aliens ride out on minibikes, I think I'll just stay in bed that day.
You realize that if the aliens arrive and two fat guys on minibikes DON'T ride down the gangplank I will be quite put out.
Forgive me...I may have set the bar of expectation a little high. I fear my reaction to anything less would also be met with a Pfft.../rolls over.
Forgiven...because you share my hatred for records. It's a small club but our meetings are awesome.
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