Saturday, September 10, 2011

Why Even Trim My Facial Hair?

1. I don't have a woman to impress or to look beautiful for.
2. Hoping to get the roll of the UNIBOMBER when they make his biopic.
3. I can make it look like I have hairy insect pincers growing out of my face.

6 comments:

Tempo said...

I'm sure women look at you every day Kal, sooner or later your 'Miss Right' will either stop to chat or walk on by...according to what she sees in you. Still want to look like a cave man? (though thats a hot look too)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Well, those pincers ARE pretty cool . . . .

DrGoat said...

I know there's plenty of women out there who like the necromancer look.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well if you KNOW these women then hook a brother up, will ya?

DrGoat said...

I shall go forth on a journey of discovery.....to find the elusive women of distinction that know a good thing when they see it. I might need to pack a lunch.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Better take breakfast for the next day too. Best to be overprepared than underprepared.