Disney owes me for all those chaste Snow White fantasies I have had throughout my life. And trust me, Selena knows exactly what she is doing. She is the real deal.
No, "Devil" was that M. Night film about the haunted elevator. If you want Disney Gone Wild, I'm sure some perverse cartoonists have already created something thats just a Google search away.
I expected this one to be viewed harshly by the critics when in fact it the only movie opening this weekend with a certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, currently holding at an impressive 76 percent.
I'm interested in learning more, by which I mean, "do any of these cuties show their patootie?"
I hear there is a three-way but it doesn't involve Selena, which kinda makes me happy but disappoints me all at the same time. Her and I have a connection but she fears that if I see her in this role that I might lose some respect for her. The truth is that anyone that shows me their sexuality goes to the top of my fan list. One day you will ALL see that I was right about her all along. I don't just crush on any pretty girl out there. You really have to EARN my love.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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devil = disney gone wild...
Disney owes me for all those chaste Snow White fantasies I have had throughout my life. And trust me, Selena knows exactly what she is doing. She is the real deal.
No, "Devil" was that M. Night film about the haunted elevator. If you want Disney Gone Wild, I'm sure some perverse cartoonists have already created something thats just a Google search away.
I expected this one to be viewed harshly by the critics when in fact it the only movie opening this weekend with a certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, currently holding at an impressive 76 percent.
I'm interested in learning more, by which I mean, "do any of these cuties show their patootie?"
I hear there is a three-way but it doesn't involve Selena, which kinda makes me happy but disappoints me all at the same time. Her and I have a connection but she fears that if I see her in this role that I might lose some respect for her. The truth is that anyone that shows me their sexuality goes to the top of my fan list. One day you will ALL see that I was right about her all along. I don't just crush on any pretty girl out there. You really have to EARN my love.
I see belly biddin's! overload...overload...overload
pardon...me got distracted there...typo... " Belly Buddin's!!!"
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