Riddles hotness will never be an issue to argue about. But your constant digs at the fine mayor of McDonaldland (so wouldn't that make him President or Governor?)are verging on libel. He doesn't look it but Grimace is one hell of a personal injury lawyer. Don't get him all excited about having a new case.
I thought you would have something to say about the cop who never had to take out his gun in all those years on the force. Now his baton? That's another story. Sometimes that Hamburgler needs a good beating in lockup.
Big Mac is a saint, sir! He's the goddamn salt of the earth! 20 years on the force, awarded the medal for valor- twice AND he organized the station bake sale. Did he get a little rough with the trouble makers? Sure, but it was always in the name of the law, sir!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Battle Fever Robo! You know me too well!
there you go again idolizing that crooked McCheese. what they don't show in that pic are his bag with "$" and pile of coke!
CHARLATAN, i say!!
p.s.
goddamn! riddle is hot!
Riddles hotness will never be an issue to argue about. But your constant digs at the fine mayor of McDonaldland (so wouldn't that make him President or Governor?)are verging on libel. He doesn't look it but Grimace is one hell of a personal injury lawyer. Don't get him all excited about having a new case.
I thought you would have something to say about the cop who never had to take out his gun in all those years on the force. Now his baton? That's another story. Sometimes that Hamburgler needs a good beating in lockup.
Big Mac is a saint, sir! He's the goddamn salt of the earth! 20 years on the force, awarded the medal for valor- twice AND he organized the station bake sale. Did he get a little rough with the trouble makers? Sure, but it was always in the name of the law, sir!
He did take two bullets for the Dali Lama as well. I heard he was a nasty drunk though and really had a hard on for the Hamburgler.
Who didn't? Greasy little fiend!
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