Saturday, May 9, 2015

Their Nazi Jailers Let Them CURL?

 
This sounds like an allied prisoner of war escape movie just waiting to be written. A brave group of Canadian prisoner curlers go up against Hitler's hand chosen super elite team. All the while a massive escape from the mountain top castle, that is also hosting the event, is planned. I imagine a bomb in a curling rock that will be detonated upon contact with another rock when the escape is ready to begin.
 
OOOOOO, now that is GOOD writing.
 

9 comments:

j-swin said...

"All Curled Up". Starring Kirk Douglas, Ernest Borgnine, Kim Novak and introducing Jack Nicholson.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Damn, I would see that. Can we find something for William Holden to do. He is always good in these kind of pictures.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'd watch it too! Great casting, j-swin! The remake would have to have Brad Pitt in it though.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But only a young Brad Pitt.

j-swin said...

Remak: Bruce Willis, James Gandolfini, Cate Blanchett and introducing Brad Pitt

j-swin said...

And yes, William Holden would be great but i thought he was a little too on the nose.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Brad Pitt is the brash young pilot who has to learn control to beat the team of Nazi super curlers pit against him.

j-swin said...

Bruce Willis is the old salt who shoes him the ropes while James brings in the nazi ringer...Cate.

Damn that's just writes itself.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

The kid has a gift for reading the ice and adjusting his weight accordingly. He's brash, like he was when he was a pilot.