Thursday, December 7, 2017

Damn Tomi (The Traditional Spelling)

How can I love you if you are so shrill and angry and entitled and opinionated and so angry again? I can love you because you are just so damn cuddly. You are all sharp edges and in your eyes I see nothing but death. Damn, woman, stop trying to seduce me with your faux outrage.

All that hate and rage is going to burn you out on the inside. I would recommend some time with a good lover but I assume you killed after mating so I changed my mind about that one.

And please stop pointing that plague ridden finger at me. I know  you don't wash after she does her toilet.


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