Sunday, December 3, 2017

Not Even Christmas Is Free From The Evil That Is Heino

GOOD LAWD is there no end to this crazed albino's hatred for this planet? I have found the leader of the cephalopods on Earth and his name is not to be spoken aloud. He is the death that comes to you on musical Aryan wings and the smell of German knackwurst on his breath. If he ever takes off those glasses in your presence you are already dead. And his right hand man is of course, CSI Miami's David Caruso. OMG. It is all so clear now. For the first time in long time I am truly afraid. Thanks to Agent/Brother Drake for being my own personal Wikileak. And reminding me that there is some holiday evil that does not sleep.

I once watched him take out a trained team of assassin elves with little more than his spite and a sharpened candy cane and all this happened before they could get out of the van from the North Pole.
There is only one demon more evil than Krampus this holiday season and his name is HEINO. Don't be fooled. Don't let him mix eggnog for you or you might end up chained to the wall in his castle dungeon.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Well, that settles it. No eggnog for me Christmas Eve.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

No it's fine. Just don't take a glass from Heino, should he also be at the same Christmas party.