You All Think You Know Me But I Love Her

Thanks Al Bruno III. Just when I needed a new reason to love this vile little pixie. This is brilliant and tells all of you why Tomi (the traditional spelling) is the only woman for me. I am this close to taking back my decision to break our engagement. How can you not love her? She the total Aryan package and I could only ever disappoint her. But that is why I want her. I want to make her suffer in the cruelest way possible - by just being married to me.

And if the music industry new anything this would be a huge hit with the kids today. It's catchy and you can dance to it and sing along at your bachelorette party.