Wednesday, March 28, 2018

I Understand Disney Own The Rights To The Greatest Story Ever Told By Man

Where did you here this? No, you don't understand. KILLDOZER is MY JAM. It was on the television the first time I ever made out with a girl. It took me most of the movie to get from the chair I ws sitting to the couch she was on. Then her folks came home. SO WHERE IS MY KILLDOZER MOVIE, MOUSE? Now that I know I can never NOT know. You know?
 
 
As Tolstoy once said. "There are only three story ideas. Man come to town. Man leaves town and Killdozer."
 

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Killdozer? Now THAT'S a romantic backdrop!

DrGoat said...

Give them a little time. Mickey will make the money.

Steven Thompson said...

I have to read the original story for an article I'm writing for Roy T. about the Marvel sci-fi adaptations.