Sunday, May 6, 2018

I Think This Qualifies As Child Abuse

 

4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yes, yes it does.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I don't want to even imagine the dumbed down version. I don't have to because I know it. MAN HUNTS WHALE AND DIES AND SO DO MOST EVERYONE ON HIS MAD QUEST. WHALE OIL IS MADE FROM COOKING WHALE BLUBBER. THE FUCKING END.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

There was one very clever guy who reduced the entirety of Moby-Dick to a mere 15 haiku poems. But unfortunately his website seems to have disappeared. If I can find a new link, I'll let you know.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Thanks. I was listening to artie lang telling a story how his old italian uncle describes Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Jewish broad. Fights Draculas.