WHY SHOW ME A SMILING SEAL AND THEN TELL ME HE DIED??

You maniacs. You seal hating bastards. Now I will see a dead smiling seal in my nightmares. He's not smiling now, is he? And neither am I. You did me dirty MSN homepage.

 

Read that headline and I challenge you not to be crushed with that last word. Remove that last word and it's a great fun little thing. Then it's NOT fun anymore and you suddenly realize it.