Wednesday, November 21, 2018

My Advice To My Penny Saving Black Friday Hillbilly Shoppers

It's okay to take a human life if they go from the last $1 VCR that you have your eye one but when you are watching those Walker - Texas Ranger tapes that your Pa left ya you will be glad you kilt that man. BLOOD MUST FLOW for the best bargains to be had.

Keep this advice in mind and stuff your pockets with gummy bears and no one will know you are walking out of the store with them. WHAT?? Every single person does it.