Thursday, August 22, 2019

Struck Me Funny

 
Mayor: Drebin, I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That’s my policy.

Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy.

Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!
 


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