Friday, April 12, 2024

Don't Mention THE BANANA SPLITS To Me, Ever!

OMG...don't get me fucking started on these retards. I HATE THEM SO MUCH...even their cartoons and live action adventure seriel with Jan Michael Vincent and PIRATES sucked. They are such hacks. Any kid that finds this show entertaining needs to be punished old school playground style...something like licking the chocolate pole in winter...hate hate hate hate.


And you know they wet themselves in the costumes and were all loaded with home made bathtub gin...they are illiterate. WHO WOULD JOIN THIS CLUB?? What do any of them have to do with bananas? What kind of theme park makes them the star of it? Why are they never seen interacting with children. Is there some legal reason why? What are they suppose to BE anyways? What is their function in the park? Again, their key demographic avoid them in all filmed footage.



4 comments:

Count Robot said...

So um not a fan huh?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

you think?

Rob R said...

One of my first jobs in the 90s was at Hanna-Barbera Studios. They had a dark hallway basement... I walked down there and these costume heads were down there. IT FREAKED ME OUT! You think these are scary in this photo... try imagining an encounter with these in disrepair in a dark dusty old basement...!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I would have to burn the whole store to the ground just to purge the evil.