Thursday, June 17, 2010

Explain This To Me

First of all, how does a Big Foot get bionic? I missed the whole rationale behind giving enhanced abilities to a mythical creature. How did the show play that? Did Big Foot just show up one day for Steve Austin (in all his track suit glory) to battle in slow motion? I enjoy the batshit crazy nature of the whole story but I just don't have the energy to research another subject right now. How do you remember the whole thing going down?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Bigfoot wasn't bionic. He was an android created as a guardian to protect crash landed aliens. The Bigfoot would roam the area near a cave entrance to scare anyone away from entering. The Bigfoot was played by Andre the Giant.

Wings1295 said...

See? Z-Man gave us the totally non-weird explanation.

And be careful treading on Bionic soil, my friend. This show is sacred, to me and many others. We will have to go slow-motion crazy on you.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh I love it too. Don't misjudge me there. I traded my sister for her Bionic Woman doll and I would kill for an Oscar Goldman with exploding briefcase figure.

I just needed to know. Actually the android Big Foot makes a lot of sense to me and puts my mind to ease about wastefull government spending.

They really need to update this show and call it the 6 Billion Dollar Man.

I liked the Bionic Woman show especially when she was fighting the crazy first BW, Kate Sackoff

Margaret Benbow said...

Um, he's a dark hairy animal biped, right? And she's a smooth blond human, right? I just KNOW Sarah Palin would not like this at all.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

We don't know Sarah Palin would not like him. Maybe HE is the one she got her new boobies for.