I have a distinct memory of roaming the streets of the mean city with a bucket on my head. Why the bucket? Why did I do anything back then? For ATTENTION! (And to keep the bees away from my eyes)
Calvin: To this day, no one has improved on this simple but effective technology: If a small child, alone on the streets of the city, has to both garner immediate attention and keep bees away from his eyes, you still have to go with the metal bucket for satisfactory results. -- Mykal
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Calvin: To this day, no one has improved on this simple but effective technology: If a small child, alone on the streets of the city, has to both garner immediate attention and keep bees away from his eyes, you still have to go with the metal bucket for satisfactory results. -- Mykal
Its all about the bucket Mykal. When you figure that out you are half way there.
Why does this NOT surprise me?
hahahahaha
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