Tuesday, January 5, 2010

7 More Interesting Things About Me


In distributing the latest award I neglected to post the required 7 interesting things about myself. Never one to downplay my awesomeness I can't let such an oversight go uncorrected.

1. I haven't left the house in more than two months (since November 1st). Not stepped one foot out of the door. Everything I need it brought to me. I feel like an astronaut training for a deep space mission on some days. Surprisingly I have not seen much of a change to my life than before I tried this experiment.

2. I have never taught a kid named Calvin. Of all the thousands of kids I have interacted with in the past 20 years not a single Calvin in the lot. I wonder if my name will die out with each successive generation of children born only to be replaced by those named Paris, Taylor, Miley, or Brittany.

3. I need to have a candy jar on my desk. Caramel hard candies are my favorite but I prefer a variety all mixed together.

4. At various times on my life I have trained to have a career as an actor, a photographer, a radio announcer and a journalist before I began teaching.

5. I have about a hour of killer stand up comedy material prepared for the day when I actually find the courage/desire to go to the open mike night they hold once a month at a local pub. I have always had the ability to make people laugh WITH me when they weren't laughing AT me. As a teacher that skill was critical to my survival.

6. I eat a different flavour of soup everyday. I like to have a bowl of soup before my main meal. It's the way the bourgeois aristocracy did it so that is good enough for me.

7. If I ever got a dog it would only be a pug. I love the way they look like they are always smiling or laughing at me.

6 comments:

Wings1295 said...

Hah!

1) Um, on purpose? Is it because of your injury from a few months back?

2) My brother was gonna name his kid Calvin if it was a boy. But, it wasn't.

3) I like candy. Too much.

4) huh...

5) More power to you!

6) I love soup! Just printed a recipe for Italian Wedding soup that I am eager to make!

7) No more dogs after our Border Collie mix goes bye-bye. But I am going to be getting a pair of rats soon! :)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

1. Pretty much on purpose. It's an experiment.

2. No Calvin anywhere. A few athletes here and there, a designer, no big time actors however.

3. I love to haunt the candy aisle at the grocery store. Scoops and scoops of gummy bears.

4. True. I read the news at the top and bottom of the hour every weekend from 6-12am at the local country music station for 2 years when I was in college - was a cadet photographer for many years before then and I wrote columns on cadets for the Canadian Legion magazine.

5. one day...like Fozie Bear

6. Soup mmmmm

7. yeh no doggies for me but if ever I would.

Megan said...

Yeah, um? What's up with #1?

I tried being a dog owner, but it didn't take. Cats only from now on...

Wandering Coyote said...

Re. #2: Probably!!!

vancouver mark said...

#1 is something that I lovingly wish I could do for a month or two, but if I ever really did it it would probably mean some sort of trouble or serious difficulty was happening.
May i ask what is the goal of your experiment??

I'll get a dog if I ever have a house with a yard.

I could eat borscht (with steak in it, and lots of dill and sour cream, preferably with rye or black olive bread nom nom nom) every day.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

To see how connected I really am to the people in my life and if it is worth all the effort I put into them. - that has become the purpose Mark