Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: "Gorprar Is Sorry"

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

"It's okay Gorprar, this happens to guys all the time."

TS Hendrik said...: Gorprar freaks me out in a major way. I kind of feel like it's my duty in this life to seek him out and drive a stake through his black heart.

Well once I get through with my sworn mission to punch Thomas Kinkade in the face and demand he pay for his crimes against humanity.; February 9, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I think you can multitask you slacker. Personally I am not going near Gorprar. He will give you the imptotence. What did this Thomas Kinkade do anyways? Must I Google?; February 9, 2010 at 10:45 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: ONG. I just Googled. I am afraid you will need some help and some truly mystical weapons to end that dark reign. Those are like the paintings that old ladies get on plates that they hang on their kitchen walls. Then when an earthquake hits the house, all the inhabitants die but NOT ONE PLATE IS EVER DESTROYED....AAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME!!!!; February 9, 2010 at 10:49 PM
TS Hendrik said...: So now you know why I must do what I must do. This isn't something I can multi task my way through. Kinkade must be stopped.; February 10, 2010 at 12:38 AM