Monday, February 22, 2010

Dick Cheney Hospitalized


So Cheney the douchebag has been sent to the hospital with chest pains. Can't be his heart because he HAS no heart. I would never wish his death but I am giving this hint to HELL so that they can make sure the decorations and snack foods are ready for their dark lord is returning.

I was also lucky to catch this part of a coversation between Cheney and my beloved Go-Go. You tell him girlfriend.

3 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

Hell's had a suite prepared for him from birth. I've always supposed him to have been the type of baby that would light his bottle on fire and toss it at passerbys.

I saw your "beloved" on my loaf of bread the other day for some contest and I thought of this site. That's some smart subliminal advertising.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Well I have many connections in the bakery cabals. And when the shit goes down, it's important to know who you friends are.

Anonymous said...

I've never loved Go Go more than I do now.