In all our years as a frozen nation we have NEVER thought to make up such cool words as SNOWMAGEDDON and SNOWPOCALYPSE to describe a massive dump of snow. Granted, you are getting shit kicked by a 'once in a century' storm series so you are motivated in your isolation and MOTIVATION is the first sign of CABIN FEVER.
I have not teased or quipped about this at all but know that to amuse myself I picture everyone of you tying spoons to your feet like Tweety did when he needed to go out for birdseed.
Stay strong my U.S brothers and sisters. Spring WILL arrive. Keep that sense of humor, it's critical. And go out and play in the snow. You have no idea how much it will enrich your soul. If you miss out on THAT then you will really regret it when the inevitable summer heat wave arrives.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.